My Promise to America

On my first day in office, I’ll sign an executive order requiring all federally funded dining facilities — military chow halls, Veterans Administration hospital cafeterias, schools with federally subsidized meal programs, cafeterias at hospitals which accept Medicare, etc. — to offer the following foods on a regular basis:

My campaign is about bringing Americans together … and if we can’t march shoulder to shoulder for an abundance of decent gustatory options, available to all, what can we rally around?